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I punched a goose in its head this morning.

Posted by on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:33 PM
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After I dropped the kids at school dh and I decided to stop by lake hefner to feed the ducks and walk halfway around the lake and back.
Well it is nice today, it's gloomy, not cold or warm, lake is choppy and wind in nice. Thousands of birds, swans ducks, seagulls, and the devils spawn, geese.
I'm walking and feeding for around ten minutes and this gang of bandana wearing, knife wearing geese, wobble up being loud annoying and just causing shit. I feed it and eventually threw some food so they'd go far away but one wasn't satisfied.
This son of a bitch started to attack me! It first flew up to my head and bit me so I screamed and ran, my dh was so busy laughing his ass off that I knew I was on my own. It wouldn't let up so I dropped the food thinking it would leave me to eat and forget about me but no! So I got a perfect shot and punched the shit out of it 3 times. I was fuming. Fuck that goose.
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AshleyMommi
by Silver Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:34 PM
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LMAO "fuck that goose"
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Sarahb21
by Silver Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:34 PM
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lmao. I can't even stop laughing at this situation. I'm sorry it happened but fuck, that's a funny as visual. I hope you're ok.

_mimimosley_
by Ruby Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:34 PM

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:34 PM

and then what?

kbntaej
by Josephine on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:35 PM
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Lmao.... Im laughing so hard right now.
_mimimosley_
by Ruby Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:35 PM
I am okay, fuck that goose and all that are like it.

Quoting Sarahb21:

lmao. I can't even stop laughing at this situation. I'm sorry it happened but fuck, that's a funny as visual. I hope you're ok.

skipp2
by Bronze Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:35 PM
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Geese are assholes.

Schmoopi
by QueenOfAllThings on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:36 PM

We have geese on the roof of my office. They leave their nasty poops EVERYWHERE. I hate them. I often tell them if they come near me I am making foie gras for dinner. 

lcplaygroupie
by Bronze Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:36 PM
Thank you for that, I needed a laugh. Glad you kicked that goose's ass!
smurfielette13
by Member on Mar. 7, 2014 at 12:36 PM
XD best thing I've read all day. Fucking hate geese with a passion.
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