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Dear any woman who decides to try and get with MY husband

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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If he decides to sleep with you, I won't beat your ass or curse you out or say you stole him. Never!

I will give you a prize.

The morning after I find out, you will find him wearing a diaper, and nothing else with a ball gag in his mouth handcuffed to something in your basement or garage. They will be real handcuffs and no keys. Have fun explaining that to whoever you call to set him free.

There will be a large dildo turned on, as far up his ass as I could push it.

He will be rolled in stinky tuna fish and there will be cats in the area and odds are they will be licking it off him.

He will be wearing a tiara, his clothes will be with him but bleached, and our car (now his) be out front and destroyed.

I hope that you will be happy with your prize! You won him!
Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:31 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:32 AM
Ummm...okay? Glad you took the time to think that up and post
DoofusAloofus
by Gold Member on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:32 AM

okayyy... lol

whohasmyname
by on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:32 AM

lmao

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:33 AM
Uh huh. No one believes that shit.
Dzyre1115
by Desiree` on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:33 AM
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 I'm still kicking her ass....

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:33 AM
I'm not. Lol she can have the loser!

Quoting Dzyre1115:

 I'm still kicking her ass....

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:33 AM
so you are mad at your dh I take it.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:34 AM
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blank stare

KendallsMommee
by Spoiled SAHM on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:34 AM
Yeah, that's mature.

Living well and moving on is the best revenge, ya know....
Amybelle
by on Mar. 10, 2014 at 12:34 AM
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I can Honestly say......In our 29 yrs of marriage I've NEVER felt the need to "plot my revenge" 

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