Dear any woman who decides to try and get with MY husband
I will give you a prize.
The morning after I find out, you will find him wearing a diaper, and nothing else with a ball gag in his mouth handcuffed to something in your basement or garage. They will be real handcuffs and no keys. Have fun explaining that to whoever you call to set him free.
There will be a large dildo turned on, as far up his ass as I could push it.
He will be rolled in stinky tuna fish and there will be cats in the area and odds are they will be licking it off him.
He will be wearing a tiara, his clothes will be with him but bleached, and our car (now his) be out front and destroyed.
I hope that you will be happy with your prize! You won him!