My boyfriend has a sick sense of humor.
He does little things he knows irks me, and I can't help myself, I get so upset when he does it.
He will see a girl in real life, picture, movie anything and will say "Oh she's fucking hott! You can come sit on my face baby!" And it pisses me off!
And when I throw a shoe or something at his feet he will laugh and say "you know I'm only messing around!" or "I'm only kidding you know that!" and "I'm just doing it to make you mad!"
I hate this!
I tell him he hurts me all the time, and it hurts me more than upsets me.
I don't now what else to say to him.
I don't do that to him, but when I do joke, he gets all defensive like when I do, and he never calms down.
He says that I shouldn't say stuff like that.
Like I'm not allowed to joke but HE is.
He jokes 99% of the time and I rarely hurt/joke around with him.
I don't do things to piss him off all the time, but he does it to me.
What can I say to him to get him to stop!