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I Have Figured Out The Secret To Passing Drug Tests!! Get In Here!!!

Posted by on Mar. 12, 2014 at 5:53 PM
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Here's the secret! DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!

I get so sick of my coworkers freaking out because they get called in for random drug tests. When we were employed, we were told of the no drug policy and we signed a paper stating that we understood that we could be called in for a random drug test at any time. I myself have been called in twice and I didn't sweat it at all. I still have my job even though many of my coworkers have lost theirs. This should be a common sense but, apparently it is not! 

If you don't do drugs, than you won't have to worry about getting called in for random drug tests! It is that simple. All of those people that tell you to drink lots of water or green tea or vinegar or buy pills, ect. are lying. If you want to keep your damn job than stay sober. Problem solved.

Conner


Wyatt and Tabitha

"The baby girl without a chance. A victim of circumstance. The one who ought to give up but she's just too hard headed. A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter. I'm a survivor"
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DevonD83
by Silver Member on Mar. 12, 2014 at 5:56 PM
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When I read your title this is what I said LOL
LilysMama719
by Emmy on Mar. 12, 2014 at 5:57 PM
Me too.

Quoting DevonD83: When I read your title this is what I said LOL
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 12, 2014 at 5:59 PM
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Or work for a company that doesn't test, which is what I would do.

Browncoat4eva
by Mackenzie on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:01 PM

That's what I was thinking when I read the title. Too true. 

Peace, and all that jazz...


~Mackenzie 


a Browncoat4eva 


...I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar...

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:02 PM
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Are you kidding ?
Don't take drugs. They'll always cause problems.

Quoting Anonymous:

Or work for a company that doesn't test, which is what I would do.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:02 PM
That's boring.
articmom
by IceQueen on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM
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We get 24 hour notice to test thanks to the cleanse I have never failed a single one
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM
Lol. Me too...exact words.

Quoting DevonD83: When I read your title this is what I said LOL
lga1965
by on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM
Exactly ! :-)
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM
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I do not consider pot a drug.  So, I don't take drugs. 

It just happens to be illegal.  So yes, I am serious, I do not work for places that drug test.  I never have and never plan to.  And this has caused no problems in my life. 

Quoting Anonymous: Are you kidding ? Don't take drugs. They'll always cause problems.
Quoting Anonymous:

Or work for a company that doesn't test, which is what I would do.


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