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I will give $50 to the first person who... *UPDATE*

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...comes to clean up the shit storm that is DS's bedroom.

He woke up from a late nap, and didn't come out of his room, and I walked by his door and smelled SHIT.

I opened the door and his whole room is covered in SHIT.

IT'S A MURDER SCENE OF POOP. EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN POOP. THE KID, THE CLOTHES, THE WALLS, THE BED, THE CARPET, THE STUFFED ANIMALS, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN POOP!!!

Okay, I'm not really going to give someone $50, but I'm not dealing with the bedroom. I keep puking. I tossed the kid in the bathtub and hosed him down with the shower sprayer. His bedroom is officially off limits untl DF gets home. DS has never done this before. He's potty trained... Why is he pooping in his room?!?!



Can it be my bedtime yet?


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Mmkay, DF isn't able to leave work until 1 am, because they're so busy, so I went in the bedroom, and the smell wasn't so bad once it had all dried, and it was easy to just scrape it off everything in flakes onto the floor and vacuum it all up. I'm having issues getting it all off the walls though, because it's matte white primer, horribly uncleanable.

All his toys except for a few stuffed animals, his My Little Ponies, a couple newer books, and a couple trains have all been bagged up to go in the garage. I disassembled his bed, took his tv, all he has left is a chair, a desk, and a mattress on the floor, and those few toys.

After all the things he's done this week (climbing up to the top of the refrigeratior to get my chocolate cake and eating half of it while I showered on Friday, dumping an entire bag of flour all over the dining room while DF was pooping and I was at my doctor on Monday, eating 4 Sudafed while I was on the phone with his school yesterday and making me have to call poison control, and then smearing shit everywhere today), he's going to have to earn his things back if he wants them. He didn't even seem to care that I was "putting his toys in the trash and throwing them away." He just sat there and laughed and said "okay." 


Now I have to figure out how to scrub all the shit out of his mattress that I currently have sitting in the bathtub (we have a spare that he's sleeping on now). 

SERIOUSLY IS IT MY BEDTIME YET?

by on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:47 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:54 PM
wth my kids never did that thank god.
exhaustedmother
by Amy on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:55 PM

Yuck- I wouldn't be able to clean that either. I have a very weak stomach. Good Luck and good luck getting the smell out.

Amiehart62
by Gold Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:55 PM
Well who ever cleans it should make him help and suffer with them.


When my kids would poop their pants instead of going to the toilet when potty training they would have to clean everything. It only happened two or three times. My one son puked and asked why he had to clean it.

I told him I didn't poop all over myself and why should I have to clean his mess just because he wanted to keep playing.


Hold him responsible even if it's just a little.
anjones09
by Ash on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:56 PM
Oh gross! Good luck, lol.
Jodee24
by Gold Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:56 PM
Puke I can deal with. Shit not so much. Sorry momma. When I worked for this cleaning company before, we had 1 house that was shit covered. It was an elderly man with no help and he literally shit all over the living room. I quit after that house.
AjCeCeMom
by Ruby Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:56 PM
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Burn the place down.
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ready4happiness
by Bronze Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:56 PM
Oh you poor lady. My grandson did that crib walls. Everywhere. What a nightmare.
Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:56 PM

I suggest a can of kerosene and a match.

momtimesx4
by Silver Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:57 PM

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luckysevenwow
by Platinum Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 8:57 PM
I am so glad that none of my kids ever did that! With 8 you'd think at least one of them would of, but that is one bullet I have thankfully dodged!

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