Him: I wish Long Island had a train
Him: Oh Yea
Him: These cookies have chocolate flavored chips. Its not real chocolate so its not gonna kill her *said while feeding cookies to our Jack Russell*
Me: I'm more concerned with the fact that you're eating fake chocolate.
Him: Yea. They are nasty as fuck
Me: So why have you eaten all 20 cookies?
Him: I don't know. I think the chocolate flavor is laced with crack
Me: And you're 1st idea was to feed them to your daughter's dog?
Him: I wanted to see what would happen.
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