So my three month old puppy is stuck under the house. Apparently, there is a gap in the underside of the porch and she decided to climb under there for fun or something. I don't know. Maybe she wanted it to be her new clubhouse or she thought that she could escape the yard or maybe she followed a white rabbit in a waistcoat with a pocket watch, I don't fucking know! Her collar got hung up and she is stuck. I hear her whining under the house and go outside and the other two dogs are having a fucking fit. Maya is trying to dig under the house to get her. Now I've got to crawl under there in the filth with a flashlight to rescue the dumbass because she's not smart enough not to crawl into dark holes. I'll get revenge. I'm leaving her out in the yard, on a leash, until all of the kids are in bed and then I am giving her the worst bath she has ever had in her life.
Wyatt and Tabitha