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Did you have a "judgy" voice like this one in your head during your pregnancy?

Posted by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:59 AM
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'Judgy Fetus' Twitter Feed Tells Pregnant Moms Everything They're Doing Wrong

by Adriana Velez

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Is the fetus growing in your uterus judging you? Don't bother thinking about the answer. I'll just tell you: The answer is yes, and I have proof. Your fetus has been tweeting about every single thing you do wrong. Or someone's fetus is -- the newest fake Twitter handle is @JudgyFetus, and it's exactly what it sounds like. Someone is pretending to be a fetus, judging its pregnant mother for everything she does. Whoa mamas, is your inner critic this harsh? I'll say this much: The development of Judgy Fetus' sense of humor is astoundingly advanced.



Here's what happens when you indulge in the wrong pregnancy craving. Come on, just one?


All I can say is, Judgy Fetus better get used to the sound of Chris Harrison's voice. Besides, we're learning about relationships -- right?


Amazingly he/she has found a way to ruin brunch even before his/her arrival.


Not just judgy about your health -- there's also your style. Or lack thereof.


Judgy Fetus thinks you're already flunking Attachment Parenting 101.


Okay, now he/she is just hitting below the belly band!


Did you have a "judgy" voice like this one in your head during your pregnancy?

by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:59 AM
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KendallsMommee
by Spoiled SAHM on Mar. 14, 2014 at 9:00 AM
Nope.

Can't say that I did..
thriftymom35
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 9:09 AM

LMAO!!

bakerytreatz16
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 9:11 AM
Lmao no, I don't think I had that lol j
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lga1965
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 9:16 AM
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No. When I was having babies, nobody was judgmental and there were very few warnings. It was the late 1960's and we didn't worry. I didn't have "a judgy voice" in my head.
There was no Internet and none of us thought about judging anyone. Those were the good old days !
Moms just need to relax. Don't worry. If you don't drink too much, get plenty of sleep, you and your baby will be fine.
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mom2the.rescue
by Gold Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 10:27 AM

lmao, thanks!

Marti123
by Silver Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 10:44 AM

Hilarious!

wexfordmom
by Bronze Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 11:35 AM

No

leksismommy
by Gold Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Funny
morgan483
by Silver Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 11:38 AM
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I find it pretty funny...but I also have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 14, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Nope.

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