I have the worlds most stupid goose decide to take a break in my back yard. It has to have had something wrong with it, they typically travel in packs.
My yard is large but has no water source and a lot of trees, typically not where geese land, and we get a lot around here.
Anyhow I open my back door and there is this 40 lb giant in my yard, My dog Nico looks at it and goes stock still like studying it. I realize whats going on and Im like Holy shit, my dogs going to attack this goose.
Unwilling to clean up feathers and hide the evidence lest we get fined, I took action, running out into my yard barefoot , in only my night gown.
Yelling at it, yelling at Nico to stay, and the thing like looks at me for about 20 seconds before it begins to just walk away and eventually take off.
Im sorry Mr goose if you chose my yard to come and die - you picked the wrong yard!
ugh now myfeet are nasty.