How about instead of all this silly, crampy, want to spoon out my innards with a pretty sharp object the week leading up my period nonsense you just shoot me an email/text/tweet saying something like "Hey girl. Guess what - It worked, another month down and you're not pregnant. Way to go you! Now go eat some chocolate, drink a little wine, watch a sappy movie, and explode at some random penis bearer because he doesnt have a uterus and will never understand! Talk to you next month. Peace." Yeah, that'd just be great.
on Mar. 27, 2014 at 4:56 AM