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My Horrifying Confession

Anonymous
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Every day I see my kids off to school and my husband off to work all neat and tidy and with nice, packed lunches full of fiber, fruit and frills, then I go to the garage and dig out "my stash".

French bread, butter and blue cheese.

I whack that loaf open and stuff it full of butter and blue cheese, wrap that sucker in foil and put it in 350-degree oven for the first half of "The View", then I open the foil and let it go until those chicks stop whining.  Then I slice that thing up and pile it on a plate and go face down in that stuff until it's time to clean the toilet.

Bash away.  I know my heart already wants to have me killed.

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:44 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:45 PM
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God I think watching the view is a worse confession than stuffing your face
bklynmama716
by Gold Member on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:46 PM
I'm confused.. Are u saying u make yourself throw up after u eat it?
brettsmomma
by ~Tammie~ on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:46 PM

I never had that...  I just might try it!

Photo: -Randi.

256bamamom
by Bronze Member on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:48 PM

life's guilty pleasures.......lol.

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:49 PM
You should be ashamed of watching the View, lol.
kbutton24
by Mrs.Sima on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:49 PM
Lmao! That's awesome! I make dh chocolate chip cookies for his snack for work and I end up eating most of them in the first 2 days of the week :/
Banana.Time
by Silver Member on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:49 PM
Brie and French bread. Yum! I couldn't eat it for breakfast though. More of a yummy lunch
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:50 PM
You watch The View?! WTF?! That is horrible.
holyhoola
by Ruby Member on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:50 PM
Girl, you so crazy! Lol
kfroz0415
by Gold Member on Mar. 28, 2014 at 2:51 PM
Hehehe that made me laugh. You have a way with words, but there are better options than The View. I can't say much thigh because I'm probably watching Elmo at that time. Lol
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