Well sorry you are so effing perfect and I am just human!
So ya I wore two coats to the resturant, outer coat, then inner coat to keep warm in the joint. So i know I put my phone in my pocket... But when I checked it wasnt there...
So he fussed and bitched how could I forget my phone blah blah blah oh fucking blah blah,.
So I get in and they are looking for my phone when the phone starts vibrating... Its in my inner coat pocket.
OMG I had to listen to more blah blah why didnt you just look in the first place blah fucking blah blah!