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Well sorry you are so effing perfect and I am just human!

Posted by on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:27 AM
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So ya I wore two coats to the resturant, outer coat, then inner coat to keep warm in the joint. So i know I put my phone in my pocket... But when I checked it wasnt there...

So he fussed and bitched how could I forget my phone blah blah blah oh fucking blah blah,.

So I get in and they are looking for my phone when the phone starts vibrating... Its in my inner coat pocket.

OMG I had to listen to more blah blah why didnt you just look in the first place blah fucking blah blah!

OMG shuttup.

by on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:27 AM
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blue.chairs
by on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:28 AM
You are not human.
thetrollcat
by Meow on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:28 AM

well i know but everyone else are so I have to pretend to be humon so that they can relate....

Quoting blue.chairs: You are not human.


vegaswife2011
by LMAO on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:29 AM

Too much cat nip, you stoner! Lol  :)

thetrollcat
by Meow on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:31 AM

damn meow its furriday! Cant a feline screw up without being lectured?

Quoting vegaswife2011:

Too much cat nip, you stoner! Lol  :)


Browncoat4eva
by Mackenzie on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:31 AM

LOL I do things like that all the time. ALL the time. 

Sorry to hear it became an argument. we just start whistling "If I only had a brain" and move on.

Peace, and all that jazz...


~Mackenzie 


a Browncoat4eva 


...I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar...

Saphira1207
by on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:31 AM

rolling on floor

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:32 AM
Drunk?
thetrollcat
by Meow on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:33 AM

I think my male companion enjoys being an asshole. Personally I am calm about these things and maybe that bugs him i dunno. I mean come on, its only been missing for ten effing minutes Im sure they have put it aside whatever ya know? Why freak out and make such a big deal out of shit...

I want to strangle him in his sleep tonight.

Quoting Browncoat4eva:

LOL I do things like that all the time. ALL the time. 

Sorry to hear it became an argument. we just start whistling "If I only had a brain" and move on.


katemckenzie
by Kate on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:33 AM

"listen" lol

Sorry, had to. :P 

thetrollcat
by Meow on Mar. 29, 2014 at 1:33 AM

I had two daquiris but no damnit...

It just happens no big deal

Quoting Anonymous: Drunk?


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