A few nights ago, I had made dinner for my hubby, SD, my best friend, and was in the kitchen getting my plate together as they all were eating in the living room. I suddenly heard my husband yelling "NO! OMG! WHYYY? NOOO!"...So I hurried into the LR to see what the commotion was about, and he was wide-eyed, hand slapped over his mouth, shaking his head as he held his cell opposite his face. The other three of us demanded "what!!!?" He handed me the phone, and said "Look at what Meghan sent me!" (BM of my SD). She had texted him two pics of her p***y, which was flappy, sweaty, unkept, roast beef-esque, and spread open by her hand, as well as a pic of her pale, pancake ass. It was all disgusting, and clearly unintentional, on her part. So I grabbed my phone, and texted her "you might want to stop sending pics of your genitals to Chris (my hubby)", trying to hurry to spare her further embarrassment in case she wasn't finished. Apparently, she simultaneously realized she was sending them to him instead of her guy, and profusely apologized to us both, acknowledging how humiliated she is. The three of us (me, hubby, my bestie) lost all our appetites, and I was reminded why I have always chosen to not send such things to anyone for any reason. I was also thankful for my attractive anatomy that is appealing instead of revolting. Btw-my husband and she conceived my SD during a drug-fueled hazy one night stand, which he barely remembers, thank the Lord for him. Blech!
on Mar. 29, 2014 at 5:52 AM