Umm, I'm old and look like s*** right now. Just stop.
He was like, "I don't know if anyone has told you because it has pretty much subsided now, but over the last few months we've had a rash of weirdos bothering women. They only seem to bother the attractive ones, so I thought I'd let you know. If anyone bothers you, you have me, Big Dan...and Mike, he's a black belt."
Me: awkward silence..."Wow, that's crazy. Thanks for letting me know."...more awkward silence...nervous laugh...
Him: I'm not hitting on you or anything. If you were some ugly old crone, I wouldn't say anything."
Omg...that was the weirdest shit ever. Creeper!