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Umm, I'm old and look like s*** right now. Just stop.

Posted by on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:22 AM
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The cashier guy at the grocery store just hit on me!

Awkward!

He was like, "I don't know if anyone has told you because it has pretty much subsided now, but over the last few months we've had a rash of weirdos bothering women. They only seem to bother the attractive ones, so I thought I'd let you know. If anyone bothers you, you have me, Big Dan...and Mike, he's a black belt."

Me: awkward silence..."Wow, that's crazy. Thanks for letting me know."...more awkward silence...nervous laugh...

Him: I'm not hitting on you or anything. If you were some ugly old crone, I wouldn't say anything."


Omg...that was the weirdest shit ever. Creeper!
by on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:22 AM
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JCKitten87
by Platinum Member on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:23 AM
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Lol well hmmm
AshleyMommi
by Silver Member on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:24 AM
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Creepy, yet flattering.
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tisha826
by Tisha on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:25 AM
Awe he thinks ur purdy;)
Torihoney5njn
by Kristy on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:26 AM
Best backhanded compliment of the day.
TrouserMouse
by on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:27 AM
He has gotten weird with me once before and now I know why. I need to quit the midnight shopping trips.

Quoting tisha826: Awe he thinks ur purdy;)
copperked
by Silver Member on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:28 AM
Haha cute. "I'm not hitting on you or anything..."
over40bride
by Platinum Member on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:28 AM

Awww! LOL

Just wait till you get the back assed compliments like I've gotten.

Cashier at gamestop to my DS. "You can tell your mom was hot when she was younger."

Guy at drive thru looking at my debit card with my pic from 10 years ago. "Damn! you were hot when you were younger" Ummmm thanks? LOL

TrouserMouse
by on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:29 AM
That made something that was already awkward increase exponentially in the awkward factor...lol

Quoting copperked: Haha cute. "I'm not hitting on you or anything..."
TrouserMouse
by on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:31 AM
That's like the "you look good for having 5 kids" compliment...lol.

Quoting over40bride:

Awww! LOL

Just wait till you get the back assed compliments like I've gotten.

Cashier at gamestop to my DS. "You can tell your mom was hot when she was younger."

Guy at drive thru looking at my debit card with my pic from 10 years ago. "Damn! you were hot when you were younger" Ummmm thanks? LOL

AngryBob
by Platinum Member on Apr. 1, 2014 at 1:31 AM

it's like one of those daily odd compliment memes

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