When the computer freezes while watching porn and you can hear someone approaching
When the bank clerk tells me my account balance
Talking to my mom on the phone.
Trying to teach my daughter a joke, but she keeps repeating what I say
MRW I remember I put a pizza in the oven over an hour ago.
MFW I have to go to the store for milk on Black Friday
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