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You F***ing A**hole! Just What I Would Expect From A Male!!!

Posted by on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:03 AM
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So my cellphone was missing and dead so I couldn't call it. I tore apart the entire house looking for it. Literally flipping over couch cushions, moving chairs, tearing apart the toy box, everything. I was going insane. The entire time, my cat, Pez, is sitting on his cat tree just watching me. Finally, exasperated, I just melted onto the couch. I gave up. Then, Pez gets up to come over and sit in my lap and, guess what I see under him! My fucking cellphone! The little asshole was lying on my cellphone the entire time. I guess I sat it down on the cat tree when I was walking through the house. Now the asshole is sitting on my lap, purring with pure smugness. Males. Now I don't feel badly for having his balls removed. 

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  Melody       Conner Wyatt and Tabitha

by on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:03 AM
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Michelle479
by Mother Rabbit on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:05 AM
Lol
RocknRoll.Rose
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:05 AM

BUMP!

mom2hadley
by Heather on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:06 AM
Lol that's a cat for you.
Shy_Dia
by Ruby Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:07 AM
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Lol obviously this was payback for taking his balls!

"You take my balls, I take your phone!"
csxt99
by Jennifer on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:07 AM
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Ha ha ha ha ha!  Well, at least you know he wasn't rubbing his balls on it.

sstripedmonkey
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:08 AM
Hahaha
Whisper85
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:08 AM

Gotta love em. lol

poietes
by Platinum Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:09 AM
Ha ha ha! I think it's just a cat thing, they are devious.
RocknRoll.Rose
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:09 AM

Good to know.

Quoting csxt99:

Ha ha ha ha ha!  Well, at least you know he wasn't rubbing his balls on it.


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  Melody       Conner Wyatt and Tabitha

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM
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You are a devoted and consistent troll, I'll give you that!
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