Ball up my fist and side punch him in the temples until he got off or I knocked him unconcious.
Call the police to my home and file assault charges.
I'd have him in for a psychiatric consult immediately, because I can't imagine anything more unlike my husband.
Well that's rude.
Try to push him off. Slap his face and ask wtf does he think he's doing.
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