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Stupid things I don't know how to do

Posted by on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:49 AM
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What are some easy things that most people can do, but you can't?

I can't whistle. I tried and tried, and I can make this little pathetic noise on an inhale, but that's it.

I also can't grow plants. I am the hospice worker where plants go to die. Seeds rarely germinate, and when they do, they never go above 1/4 inch tall. Healthy young plants I buy at the store never make it past a month. The only things that do grow in my yard are the weeds like poison ivy.

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OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:51 AM

I can't roller-skate or roller-blade. :(

Never learned and I'm too old to try now.

WindBlownOracle
by on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:51 AM

 MATH, it kicks my butt even simple math.

Hannahluvsdogs
by Ruby Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

I can't whistle or grow plants either. I tried to start a vegetable garden last summer and it was so depressing. The seeds would germinate, grow a few inches and I'd get all excited, and then they'd just wither and die. They never grew roots.

Sarahb21
by Silver Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

I can't grow plants either. :( I killed a cactus. Fail. My 8 yr old son is AMAZING with plants. I make him grow everything for me. lol

I can't chew gum and walk at the same time. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

 i cant stand up for myself i always get walked on cus i hate fighting

SexyBurlapSack
by Gold Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

Don't feel bad, I'm a huge green thumb, but my mother is the Angel of Death for plants. I eventually had to ban her from touching my plants, because I'd wake up the next day, and they'd be dead. She had a cactus once that died of THIRST. Lol

Sarahb21
by Silver Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

NEVER! You're never too old to try something new!

Quoting OwlNuggets:

I can't roller-skate or roller-blade. :(

Never learned and I'm too old to try now.


StarLight23
by Gold Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:53 AM

I can't skateboard. It looks like fun though. :)

I can't rollerskate or ice skate very well either. At the skate rink, I keep falling down. Hence, the reason why I don't go.


Leissaintexas
by Platinum Member on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:53 AM
I don't know how to copy and paste. I just cannot remember how,no matter how many times dh has tried to teach me. I also cannot change a tire. The idea terrifies me for some reason.
OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Apr. 9, 2014 at 10:54 AM

The pain of failing (and falling) is too much for me. I could hardly move the last time the next two days after trying and I'm in extremely good physical shape xD

Quoting Sarahb21:

NEVER! You're never too old to try something new!

Quoting OwlNuggets:

I can't roller-skate or roller-blade. :(

Never learned and I'm too old to try now.


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