Beer and wine are gross. Starting to think it's some kind of adults-only inside joke that I missed.
Seriously. Like fruitcake, everybody pretends to like it for the sake of tradition or because it's socially accepted that adults like wine. But nobody really does. At least that's my hypothesis.
The smell of either is enough to knock me back. The taste is worse. White wine tastes like what I imagine battery acid, canned white grape juice, and cat piss mixed together would taste like. Red wine just tastes like crushed old, vaguely rotten fruit with a hint of cat piss.
$5 wine or $500 wine. I've tasted em all, out of politeness and a hopeless optimism that if I taste it enough times, I'll start seeing what everyone likes so much. No cigar. All equally gross.
I like mixed drinks. I love good whisky. So it's not alcohol itself. It's wine. And beer. Beer is better than wine, but still gross.
Please tell me I'm not the only adult who drinks but DOESN'T like wine or beer?