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am I pregnant? ETA

Anonymous
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I told DF last week (jokingly) that I thought I was pregnant because I had cramps right after sex. Well, now I'm 2 days late and super nauseous. It feels like I'm about to get my period, but at the same time my abdomen doesn't feel as "heavy".

I took 2 HPTs today, the first was a dud and the second said Neg. I felt relieved, but I feel like there are some symptoms that aren't syncing with my normal pms.

For the past few months I've been regular and this app I'm using is spot on with predicting my ovulation and period, but now I'm freaking out.

I don't want to be pregnant right now.

ETA: I know you jerks can't help but add the the already overwhelming douchebaggery on this site, but I'm not asking for a friggin diagnosis with this post. I wouldn't trust you people to treat a paper cut let alone give me an accurate evaluation of wtf is going on with my body. My intention was to draw some experiences of people who have or have not experienced a late period and ended up NOT pregnant just so I could get some peace of mind before going to a medical professional.

Soooo, to all of the catty bitches: "Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you I'm out"
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:23 PM
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outtamymynd
by Ruby Member on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:24 PM
Am I blonde?
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Tooth_Inspector
by Platinum Member on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:24 PM
Maybe?????
firebird78
by Lilly's mom on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:25 PM
Only if you answer me first, am I?
crumpy_gat
by No. on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:25 PM
Nope
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:25 PM
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Pee on a USB drive, insert into your computer. I will tell you in 5 minutes
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:26 PM
Yes! You are pregnant. Congrats! (Sarcasm)
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:26 PM
You aren't but your finger is. It needs to be aborted ASAP.
babie113
by Ruby Member on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:27 PM

no clue .could just be stress 2 days is nothing though

baby development
RaynesMommy07
by Ruby Member on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:28 PM
Are you late? Idk take a test in a few days.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 13, 2014 at 6:30 PM
Only by 2 days. I've been regular for just a few months, normally my cycle is mental.

Quoting RaynesMommy07: Are you late? Idk take a test in a few days.
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