Stop reorganizing the kitchen or I swear I will burn the house to the ground!!!
It would be the equivalent of me going up and reorganizing his computer hardware. I have nothing but the most basic understanding of how they work so all I would end up doing is breaking his computer. He "breaks" my kitchen when he rearranges it. I would have to run all over the kitchen to find what I need. I put things where they are so I don't have to and know where everything is do I'm not trying to find something I need at the moment. I have asked him several times to knock it the fuck off and he keeps doing it. To make matters worse I started my period, have a headache, and feel like I want to throw up. I am in no mood for this shit today.
So I texted him that he can pick up dinner for everyone on his way home. I am on strike today.