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What's the dumbest thing you've heard at work?

Posted by on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:02 PM
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I posted this ages ago too but let's do it again.

What's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you at your job? Customers, coworkers, whoever.

When I was waiting tables a guy sent his fish and chips back because the fish was "the wrong shape".

Lol. Fuck.
by on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:02 PM
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MilkLover0203
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:03 PM
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"I wasn't actually smoking marijuana. I had sex with someone who uses."

I could go on for hours.
ElyseFowler
by Bronze Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:04 PM
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I work at a tween clothing store and we had a little girl come in with her mother take one look at our merchandise, looked at her mother and go " there isn't enough color selection here let's go elsewhere". I was dumbfounded!!
harpsichord
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:04 PM
Ahahaha

Quoting MilkLover0203: "I wasn't actually smoking marijuana. I had sex with someone who uses."

I could go on for hours.
MilkLover0203
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:05 PM
And what shape should the fish, and chips been?

Quoting harpsichord: Ahahaha

Quoting MilkLover0203: "I wasn't actually smoking marijuana. I had sex with someone who uses."

I could go on for hours.
TrouserMouse
by on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:05 PM
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Oh wow. I see so much stupid every day that I am immune to recognizing it anymore.
Danesmommy1
by Grammar Police on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM
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Dear Lord! I've was a manger at McDonald's, I heard a ton of stupid shit. But, the one I heard the most was "you can't make me leave! It's a public place". No, you fucking moron it's private property that I'm in charge of right now and if I say GTFO, you GTFO!

When I was a front desk clerk I had someone call me from their bathroom. They managed to lock themselves in the hotel room's potty. Htf did he do that? No clue!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM
I work with developmentally disabled adults in a retail environment teaching work skills and I work in retail as a second job. I hear some weird shit.
harpsichord
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:06 PM
I think he pictured fish sticks but they were - GASP - triangular


Poor man.


Quoting MilkLover0203: And what shape should the fish, and chips been?

Quoting harpsichord: Ahahaha

Quoting MilkLover0203: "I wasn't actually smoking marijuana. I had sex with someone who uses."

I could go on for hours.
harpsichord
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:07 PM
Oh god I can't imagine the shit fast food workers must hear

Quoting Danesmommy1: Dear Lord! I've was a manger at McDonald's, I heard a ton of stupid shit. But, the one I heard the most was "you can't make me leave! It's a public place". No, you fucking moron it's private property that I'm in charge of right now and if I say GTFO, you GTFO!

When I was a front desk clerk I had someone call me from their bathroom. They managed to lock themselves in the hotel room's potty. Htf did he do that? No clue!
MilkLover0203
by Platinum Member on Apr. 20, 2014 at 10:08 PM
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He wanted little fish shaped ones. HAHAHA!

Quoting harpsichord: I think he pictured fish sticks but they were - GASP - triangular


Poor man.


Quoting MilkLover0203: And what shape should the fish, and chips been?

Quoting harpsichord: Ahahaha

Quoting MilkLover0203: "I wasn't actually smoking marijuana. I had sex with someone who uses."

I could go on for hours.
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