So I have been bloated and haven't really pooed like normal the last few days. My mom said here take this laxative. Never had taken on before. Four hours later no potty. So I call her. She says I'll come over. She lives next door. I haven't felt this bad since I had my gallbladder removed. The sulfate burps and gas. Yeah I wanted to just stick a needle to my stomach to relieve pressure.
Anyway, she has me take another. She went back home. Well pressure is released. All over my couch. I just thought I had to pass gas again. Nope. Couch is cleaned up. I'm cleaned up but omg. I'm sleeping on the pot the rest of the night.