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Most Embarrassing Moment Of My Life

Anonymous
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When I was very pregnant, my DH and I were 69'ing. Then... I accidentally farted. Now, he jokes about the time that I "parted his hair". I'm so embarrassed about it, so I'm posting annon. But it is my confession.

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:36 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:40 AM

blush

amj616
by AngelaMarie on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:44 AM
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Lol that's funny shit!!! love the hair parting lmao
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:50 AM

Looking back on it now, it is funny. But after it happened, I bawled my eyes out.

April620
by Ruby Member on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:52 AM
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Omg I'm always so worried about that happening.  Dh always wants sex when I'm feeling super gassy.  I've never farted in front of him (that he's known about) but he has said once in awhile I'll fart in my sleep.  Omg

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:55 AM
You don't fart in front of him? Why not?

Quoting April620:

Omg I'm always so worried about that happening.  Dh always wants sex when I'm feeling super gassy.  I've never farted in front of him (that he's known about) but he has said once in awhile I'll fart in my sleep.  Omg

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:55 AM

This happened 9 years ago. I'm still traumatized lol!

Jessy613
by Diamond Member on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:56 AM
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damn that sucks! that sure is embarassing!

one time my best friend was giving her boyfriend head and then right before he was about to finish...he farted! she said it was the worst smell ever she thought she was going to pass out....

better her then me!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:57 AM
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Lmao! I queefed innmy husbands face a few times :-/
mom2hadley
by Heather on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:57 AM
Lmao!
funlovinlady
by Gold Member on Apr. 25, 2014 at 9:58 AM
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I'm so one upping you, I was on top one night and kept telling dh I had to stop he didn't listen and I threw up all over his face.

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