It took us 1 hour to get through the security line. Right when we got through, DS announced he had to pee "right now." I asked the security guard if we could run out to the bathroom, and he said we would have to wait in the hour long security line again (and miss our flight).
So we snuck off into a corner, and with the help of another NICE (female) security guard, DS peed in a wastebasket in the middle of the airport.
I never told DH about it.
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