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The little b****** MURDERED him!

Posted by on May. 2, 2014 at 1:10 PM
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You are looking at the scene of a horrific murder. My DH gave me this purple fish when he set up his saltwater tank. On Wednesday, he surprised me with a new shrimp because he knows I think they are neat.

Immediately, this little asshole starts picking on my shrimp. Everywhere he went, this sadistic little fish would bump him off of the rocks and nip at him. Poor little guy just couldn't get away from him. Before long, it was a bloodbath. Shrimp entrails from one end of the tank to the other. Random antennae scattered around our various rocks and coral.

All the while, this smug little fucker guards what is left of my poor murdered shrimp as you can plainly see.

He is supremely lucky he is purple.

RIP Shrimpie. You were an expensive little meal.
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First_One_8_18
by Gold Member on May. 2, 2014 at 1:12 PM
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Shrimp are delicious. I don't blame him.
VintageWife
by Silver Member on May. 2, 2014 at 1:13 PM
:*(
elfling811
by Niki on May. 2, 2014 at 1:13 PM
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Agreed.

But damn. He could have at least waited a couple of days! This all happened in under an hour...lol

Quoting First_One_8_18: Shrimp are delicious. I don't blame him.
Arwynn
by on May. 2, 2014 at 1:13 PM
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Lol!
We had 15 ghost shrimp I'm our tank and they were gone in just a few days.
AnHpuresugar
by Ruby Member on May. 2, 2014 at 1:14 PM
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He does look smug! Lol
mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on May. 2, 2014 at 1:15 PM
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Get a bigger shrimp that can avenge his fallen brother.
KME3
by Platinum Member on May. 2, 2014 at 1:15 PM
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Lol!
elfling811
by Niki on May. 2, 2014 at 1:16 PM
Marlin and Coral keep laying little clutches of eggs, but this little shit keeps eating them.

It didn't occur to us he would go after the shrimp, too.

It was a $16 shrimp!

Quoting Arwynn: Lol!
We had 15 ghost shrimp I'm our tank and they were gone in just a few days.
mehaffiesub
by Lil' Frog on May. 2, 2014 at 1:16 PM
Aww poor Shrimp
elfling811
by Niki on May. 2, 2014 at 1:16 PM
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Nice big fat lobster, maybe?

Quoting mlg1989: Get a bigger shrimp that can avenge his fallen brother.
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