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What's a creative way to break the barrier and fart inf front of your SO?

Anonymous
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I want to dress like a cheerleader and fart in  megaphone.  any other ideas?

Posted by Anonymous on May. 4, 2014 at 12:00 AM
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PoisonEyeV
by on May. 4, 2014 at 12:02 AM
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Make him a cake and put candles on it. Dress up all sexy and then when he least expects it...turn around and fart the candles out. Then you can roll around in the cake like a flaming weirdo and he can lick if off you. He won't even care that he's eating your fart fumes. Love is love.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 4, 2014 at 12:02 AM
Blue dart!
curvygurl1912
by on May. 4, 2014 at 12:03 AM

Are you trollin or just a little crazy?

drsmith94
by Gold Member on May. 4, 2014 at 12:04 AM
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I got pregnant and just quit caring. Lol
corpswife523
by Krystal on May. 4, 2014 at 12:04 AM
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Fart in his vehicle, he'll looooove it! Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 4, 2014 at 12:06 AM
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Dutch oven!!!
ElevenEleven
by on May. 4, 2014 at 12:06 AM
Walk around naked then hike your leg up and put your ass on one of the doors.. It makes it louder.. That's what my ex did to me.. Lol
Qzx
by Silver Member on May. 4, 2014 at 12:06 AM
Just do it. If he doesn't like it, oh well. Would he rather you be a cramps bitch or far now and then?
Although df has said he should have listened to his stepfather and never farted in front of me. His stepfather says as soon as you fart in front of a woman you open the door for them to fart too.
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richjess82
by Member on May. 4, 2014 at 12:06 AM

Holy shit I really needed that laugh!  Thank you!

Quoting PoisonEyeV:

Make him a cake and put candles on it. Dress up all sexy and then when he least expects it...turn around and fart the candles out. Then you can roll around in the cake like a flaming weirdo and he can lick if off you. He won't even care that he's eating your fart fumes. Love is love.


Jaxsonsmama2009
by Gold Member on May. 4, 2014 at 12:07 AM
The first time I farted in front of dh was during a blowjob. I was going to town on him and hit my gag reflex. It just happened. I was mortified.
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