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Having a convo with someone when you have to fart really bad...

Anonymous
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as your ass is rumbling, threatening to let loose, and you just wish it would be over and they'd leave so  you can fart and have some  relief.....

Posted by Anonymous on May. 4, 2014 at 12:59 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 4, 2014 at 1:00 AM

that happens all the time at work.  one girl and i are really good friends so i just fart away but then other coworkers come in and i have to hold it.  it sucks

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on May. 4, 2014 at 1:00 AM
Of course, lol. "Go away now, I need to fart" should be socially acceptable saying.
Halfdeafmommy
by Pure Honesty on May. 4, 2014 at 1:01 AM

Clench those cheeks!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on May. 4, 2014 at 1:02 AM

or just being able to lift a leg and let it rip..

Quoting Danesmommy1: Of course, lol. "Go away now, I need to fart" should be socially acceptable saying.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 4, 2014 at 1:02 AM
I'm pretty good at holding it.
mommymix0820
by Silver Member on May. 4, 2014 at 1:02 AM

lol that sucks! my dh is longwinded at sometimes I'll just have to be like excuse me for a minute and walk to the bathroom to do my thing :)

flprincessmom
by Bronze Member on May. 4, 2014 at 1:03 AM
Well my teen son would just.do it....me, I would say excuse me, walk away, fart, then come back to convo, unless of course I was among friends or family
littlelamb303
by Emerald Member on May. 4, 2014 at 1:03 AM

I would try and excuse myself.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 4, 2014 at 1:34 AM
I just woke my husband up bc it "stinks so bad". Lol
waddellfamily
by *NuTTerBuTTer :)* on May. 4, 2014 at 1:39 AM
Nope I'll say excuse me but I have to fart and just let it rip. Then I'll say just let me know if it stinks or not lmao
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