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To every mom, on mother's day

Anonymous
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I could not stop laughing.

100% truth

Happy mother's day

Posted by Anonymous on May. 11, 2014 at 2:54 PM
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MichLW69
by PackersXLV4 on May. 11, 2014 at 2:57 PM
1 mom liked this
No one ever told me this would happen. No one. I was not prepared for this.
Cukimonster
by Cuki on May. 11, 2014 at 3:40 PM
Lol. Eww. Never quite that bad. But yes, kids can be gross. 😉
rgba
by Ruby Member on May. 11, 2014 at 3:41 PM
Ewwwwww
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SendMeBabyDust
by Platinum Member on May. 11, 2014 at 3:41 PM
Lol
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PoisonEyeV
by _ on May. 11, 2014 at 3:42 PM

Or how about that nice strainer you once owned but needed to throw away after sifting the pieces of shit out of the bathtub when your LO was younger.

ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on May. 11, 2014 at 3:45 PM

I count myself incredibly lucky that none of my kids have done that yet.

Quoting PoisonEyeV:

Or how about that nice strainer you once owned but needed to throw away after sifting the pieces of shit out of the bathtub when your LO was younger.


PoisonEyeV
by _ on May. 11, 2014 at 3:47 PM

It happened once when the twins were younger. I had them both in their bath chairs in the tub. One crapped out a pancake that extended outwards from each side of her leg and coated the entire portion of the seat. So okay, I get them both out wash off the seat and put them back in the tub with fresh water...so the other ones decides she's going win the contest, turns red brighter then a sac of apples and launches diarrhea squirts out her back end I swear if she wasn't suctioned to the bottom of the tub she would have launched right out of there.

Quoting ColleenF30:

I count myself incredibly lucky that none of my kids have done that yet.

Quoting PoisonEyeV:

Or how about that nice strainer you once owned but needed to throw away after sifting the pieces of shit out of the bathtub when your LO was younger.


aphrodite7400
by Silver Member on May. 11, 2014 at 3:49 PM

oh ewwwwwwww   but funny as heck!!  lol

ColleenF30
by Lube Girl on May. 11, 2014 at 3:54 PM

omg lol! I figure if I have grandkids they are going to get me good lol.

Quoting PoisonEyeV:

It happened once when the twins were younger. I had them both in their bath chairs in the tub. One crapped out a pancake that extended outwards from each side of her leg and coated the entire portion of the seat. So okay, I get them both out wash off the seat and put them back in the tub with fresh water...so the other ones decides she's going win the contest, turns red brighter then a sac of apples and launches diarrhea squirts out her back end I swear if she wasn't suctioned to the bottom of the tub she would have launched right out of there.

Quoting ColleenF30:

I count myself incredibly lucky that none of my kids have done that yet.

Quoting PoisonEyeV:

Or how about that nice strainer you once owned but needed to throw away after sifting the pieces of shit out of the bathtub when your LO was younger.


Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 11, 2014 at 3:55 PM

It's like chimpanzees throwing their poo all over the place. 

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