I gave my grandnugget Lucas a tongue drop of homemade whipcream.
He smiled immensely.
Yes, I am awful.
But I did it anyway.
He is 6 weeks old.
He did not die.
EDIT: I let my DIL read this post and she got a grand old laugh out of everyone freaking the fuck out.
We read it while she was snuggling the child I almost killed, dontcha know.