Today there is a (what Im sure tobe) a homosexual couple moving in across the street. How am I going to keep from catching the gays! The Lord wouldnt be to happy if I did! What is this neighbor hood going too! They even hung a rainbow flag in their yard ! Now befor I tell you my plan , I will say Im not against the gays they are good at interior decorating ! I just wished they kept it more in the closet like the Lord said! Now for my plan Im going to wait till they go to sleep and take the flag ! In return I will leave a few pamplets and a bible. Problem solved who knows maybe these women will come to church with me! Oh praise the Lord.