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I found a good way to get rid of Jehovah witnesses

Anonymous
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I started talking about how my lord was the last of time and he went through time and space in a big blue box. Then I went into how if you were one of the chosen you would travel with him and one day when the world ended all his believers would get invited into the traveling box because it's bigger on the inside. I mush have looked like a lunatic with my tardis hoodie on and my sonic screwdriver in my hand.
Posted by Anonymous on May. 14, 2014 at 9:55 PM
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wkukid
by Ocean Wave on May. 14, 2014 at 9:58 PM
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I ask them how they feel about the gays.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 14, 2014 at 9:58 PM
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I just answer the door with a headscarf on, they apologize and walk away hahaha 

PaytonsOnlyMom
by Member on May. 14, 2014 at 9:58 PM
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I have started bringing home literature from my own church and handing it to them when they walk up to the door. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 14, 2014 at 10:00 PM

You MUSHED did.

Mom-to-2kids
by Ruby Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:00 PM
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They don't even talk to me once they see all my tattoos.lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 14, 2014 at 10:00 PM
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Last one we had was at Christmas and they just walked away. I tried nicely once but they cut me off andwere being so pushy I just started about doctor who lol. They looked at me weird and handed me a magazine and left.

Quoting Mommy23689: I start talking about holidays lol. I live next to a j.w kingdom we see them all the time!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on May. 14, 2014 at 10:00 PM
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I just say thank you, butwe're not interested.

It works everytime.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 14, 2014 at 10:01 PM
That's a good idea!

Quoting PaytonsOnlyMom:

I have started bringing home literature from my own church and handing it to them when they walk up to the door. 

Jamaicanmecrazi
by on May. 14, 2014 at 10:01 PM
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Lol, this. Plus, i purposely blast metal when they start walking up the driveway.

Quoting Mom-to-2kids: They don't even talk to me once they see all my tattoos.lol
smalltownteddy
by Gold Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:02 PM
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I usually tell them my god approves of blood transfusions and I'm happy with my current primary care provider.
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