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Would this make me a slut? UPDATE

Anonymous
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Well tonight after my ovaltine, the Lord spoke to me and said' Judith its time to get creative with your outreach stratagies to bring more people to me'. Just then I saw a street walker out the window! Oh my Lord , its a sign ! I will prostitute for the Lord! Im gonna buy a Lezzy wig and some 'naughty clothes '. Then I will go downtown (maybe hang out around planed parenthood, thats where Id be If I was a nasty std sex crazed women!) and wait for the the 'men' to solicite me . And when I walk up to the car and call them perverts the I will tell them to come to the Lord, and send them on their way with plenty of pamplets! Im sure to bring many many people to the Lord! Even if it is on my Knees (for the Lord. Your demon possessed mind made that dirty). I just smoked the biggest joint of my life!
Posted by Anonymous on May. 14, 2014 at 10:45 PM
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corticosteroid
by Ruby Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:46 PM
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Enjoy the view from the inside of a Hefty bag on your way to the landfill, Judith.

-BluEydDvl-
by Silver Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:47 PM
Praise the Lord!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 14, 2014 at 10:51 PM
Thats the spirit! Keep Praising the Lord.!

Quoting -BluEydDvl-: Praise the Lord!
blue-heart
by Platinum Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:52 PM
Omg. Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 14, 2014 at 10:58 PM
Its the Lords work ! I have to obey.

Quoting blue-heart: Omg. Lol
lovinlife0429
by on May. 14, 2014 at 10:59 PM
Word for word a post done months ago. Get a life and be original.
3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on May. 14, 2014 at 10:59 PM
Hahahahaha...have fun!!
Toonkasmommy
by Platinum Member on May. 14, 2014 at 11:00 PM
Lmfao! Amen sister!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 14, 2014 at 11:00 PM
The Lord said he would protect me!

Quoting corticosteroid:

Enjoy the view from the inside of a Hefty bag on your way to the landfill, Judith.

corticosteroid
by Ruby Member on May. 14, 2014 at 11:01 PM
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You got that shit in writing?

Quoting Anonymous: The Lord said he would protect me!
Quoting corticosteroid:

Enjoy the view from the inside of a Hefty bag on your way to the landfill, Judith.


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