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Bad Mood

Anonymous
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I'm in a bad mood and could use a good chuckle. Tell me something funny. It could be anything. Something funny that your LO said, something silly that you or someone you know did. Anything.

Okay. Go!
Posted by Anonymous on May. 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 15, 2014 at 7:36 PM
I'll start my daughter decided that she prefers to call her green beans "Trombones".

Talk about random. Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM
I asked my daughter how she dirtied her clothes so fast.

She told me it was because her chicken slapped her in the face.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 15, 2014 at 7:40 PM
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A few moments ago my dog was on the couch sleeping next to me. I had to fart so I did. It was actually pretty loud. It startled my dog because he jumped up all disoriented and ran into the wall.

so moral of the story, my loud fart scared my dog lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on May. 15, 2014 at 7:41 PM
LMAO! What?!

Quoting Anonymous: I asked my daughter how she dirtied her clothes so fast.

She told me it was because her chicken slapped her in the face.
aponder
by Bronze Member on May. 15, 2014 at 7:42 PM

My Child asked me the other day when he got married would I come to the funeral.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on May. 15, 2014 at 7:42 PM

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Our cat pictured here knows how to aggravate me. She was feeling a bit playful yesterday. While I was sweeping the floor she was trying to go after the broom. Just as I turned around to get the dustpan she comes barreling up to me and pounces the pile of dirt that I had just finished sweeping up. Dust went flying everywhere.
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by Ruby Member on May. 15, 2014 at 7:43 PM
My son (2.5) was pissed off at me because I made him hold my hand, rather than letting him dart into a parking lot at Target. Apparently The Flash doesn't walk and he does NOT hold his mommy's hand. As I picked him up to put him in the car, he started screaming ; "Don't take me! Let go of me! Don't get me!" Heads were definitely turning in our direction.

So that was a little embarrassing.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 15, 2014 at 7:51 PM
LOL!!!

Quoting Anonymous: A few moments ago my dog was on the couch sleeping next to me. I had to fart so I did. It was actually pretty loud. It startled my dog because he jumped up all disoriented and ran into the wall.

so moral of the story, my loud fart scared my dog lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 15, 2014 at 7:52 PM
Lol. That was my thought too. I said "well. That's interesting....".

lol

Quoting Anonymous: LMAO! What?!

Quoting Anonymous: I asked my daughter how she dirtied her clothes so fast.

She told me it was because her chicken slapped her in the face.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on May. 15, 2014 at 7:52 PM
LMAO!

How old is he?

Quoting aponder:

My Child asked me the other day when he got married would I come to the funeral.

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