Had a lady bring her toddler in because he got shampoo in his eye. Serious.
I dont work in an er but one day my friend called me all fresaked out She said: Take my kids! I was like: Huh? She said: Take my kids I have to take dh to the er. Apparently he got an 8 inch long dildo stuck up his butt and it had been in there for 3 days.
Quoting Anonymous: I dont work in an er but one day my friend called me all fresaked out She said: Take my kids! I was like: Huh? She said: Take my kids I have to take dh to the er. Apparently he got an 8 inch long dildo stuck up his butt and it had been in there for 3 days. Ooooookay...
Quoting rescuekim: Had a lady bring her toddler in because he got shampoo in his eye. Serious.
ok, a while back. Small town , rural. In the weekly paper there were a series over several weeks of guys holding some rattlesnake they killed, each longer the previous one. Got to be a thing in the community for men to try to kill a bigger snake so they could get their picture on the front page of the news paper holding the snake they shot.
This one guy was riding in the passenger side of a pickup down a dirt road when he saw a very large rattler and rolled down the window and pulled a pistol out of the glove box to shoot it. Well the driver hit a bump and the pistol discharged prematurely. It shot a snake between the eyes, but not the one he planned to shoot. Came into the ER and explained to the doctor why he had just shot himself in the penis, had to scrape the doctor off the floor.
Doc kept saying, "I can just see the newspaper now...Here is Mr. .... Holding the snake he shot this past week at...
Quoting Anonymous: A 21 yr old man came in because of a frosh week prank. Two sorority sisters asked if he wanted a threesome and brought him back to their place. While one kept him distracted, the other melted wax then poured it down his pants. He luckily wasn't burned but couldn't take off his pants. We had to peel him out bit by bit.
We called the police but he was too embarrassed to press charges.
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