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You are the worst parent ever. UPDATED!

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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I've learned that whether
-You work full time, part time, from home or stay at home with the kids
-Whether you spank or don't spank
-whether you have had an abortion or kept the child you couldn't afford or even gave the child for adoption
-whether you get PA or make ends meet without it
-whether you adopt young children or older children
-whether you have 1 kid or 8 kids
-whether you married the father of your child or not
-oh and whether you smoke pot, drink a glass of wine at dinner or have the occasional beer or cig
-if you bottle feed formula because you don't want to or couldn't breastfeeding (even if it meant life or sea for your child)
-nursing in public EVEN with a cover
-if you make your kids work for their money (no matter the age)
- cloth diaper or disposable diaper
-Vaccinate or don't vaccinate
-home school or public school

NO MATTER WHAT:
You are a horrible parents and you are selfish no matter what choices you make because someone else on the internet made a different choice tht works for them and they are so much better at everything than you. Oh and you shouldn't even be allowed to have pets or plants.


THATS WHAT IVE LEARNED ON CAFEMOM
😄
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:05 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:17 PM
Bump!
OwlNuggets
by HAIL NUGGY! on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:18 PM
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You're right, I'm going to hell.

...It's okay, pretty sure Satan will give me a job down there and possible medical benefits as well.

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:19 PM
I'm a gawd awful parent.
In.The.Abstract
by ღ on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:19 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:19 PM
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Can I come with you?
Please.
It sucks up here, you know, being a useless parent and all.

Quoting OwlNuggets:

You're right, I'm going to hell.

...It's okay, pretty sure Satan will give me a job down there and possible medical benefits as well.

Miss5ft4
by Bronze Member on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:21 PM
I want to go too!

Quoting Anonymous: Can I come with you?
Please.
It sucks up here, you know, being a useless parent and all.

Quoting OwlNuggets:

You're right, I'm going to hell.

...It's okay, pretty sure Satan will give me a job down there and possible medical benefits as well.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:22 PM
Apparently there's medical benefits. 😍
Now throw in a piña colada to go with all the heat down there and it'll be paradise.

Our kids would be better off with out us anyway,right?



Quoting Miss5ft4: I want to go too!

Quoting Anonymous: Can I come with you?
Please.
It sucks up here, you know, being a useless parent and all.

Quoting OwlNuggets:

You're right, I'm going to hell.

...It's okay, pretty sure Satan will give me a job down there and possible medical benefits as well.

Kazmira222
by Silver Member on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:24 PM
Don't forget pot smokers and non pot smokers! 😆👈
RocknRoll.Rose
by Platinum Member on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:26 PM
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Pretty much. You can win on CafeMom or in real life.

reading   playing soccer   boy n girl

  Melody       Conner Wyatt and Tabitha

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 1, 2014 at 7:27 PM
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I almost forgot about those!
I'd DEFINITELY keep those parents away from owning any plants 😜


Hey atleast they can light their joints easier in hell, right? 😂
They'll save money on lighters down there lol



Quoting Kazmira222: Don't forget pot smokers and non pot smokers! 😆👈
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