My inner momma bear kicked some crazy b****'s a** today. ETA
She then tried to pick him up.
I grabbed her hand, twisted it behind her, and reflexively slammed her head in to my window.
She was screaming and there was a commotion and the cops were called. She had a bloody lip and probably broken nose. They had the whole thing on video.
She tried to press charges but the cops watched the video and said that I was within my rights to protect my baby. I pressed charges on her. She was charged with attempted assault and attempted kidnapping. She was taken to the hospital first.
Funny part was, after all this happened, my six year old looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Bitches be crazy."
My six year old is a smart ass. He picks up things I say and goes with them. I usually don't let him cuss in public but this seemed appropriate and I couldn't help but appreciate his comic relief after all that. He's now telling people (my parents and best friend who I called while waiting for the police) that his mom kicked someone's butt.