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Well, time to burn down the house.

Posted by on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:18 PM
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I was sitting on the toilet. Out of the corner of my eye a spider JUMPS from ceiling to wall to ALMOST MY FUCKING HEAD!!! Omg, I killed it but now I've got a serious case of crawly skin!
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TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:19 PM
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Jumping spiders?

Hell no. Burn that fucker to the ground
CheesyKitty
by Cm Addict on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:20 PM
Exactly! And how the hell do they get in? There's no windows in that bathroom!!

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Jumping spiders?

Hell no. Burn that fucker to the ground
Dolcepsle
by Platinum Member on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:21 PM
I walked into my kitchen last spring and 4 wolf spiders were on their back legs ready to attack. I screamed like a bitch and sprayed them with bleach and stomped them. I still can't walk out there in the dark.
TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:21 PM
Drains

Sneaky bastards crawl up and out of bathtubs/showers/sinks


Quoting CheesyKitty: Exactly! And how the hell do they get in? There's no windows in that bathroom!!

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Jumping spiders?

Hell no. Burn that fucker to the ground
CheesyKitty
by Cm Addict on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:22 PM
Thanks for the nightmare Tiffany!! Omg no.

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Drains

Sneaky bastards crawl up and out of bathtubs/showers/sinks


Quoting CheesyKitty: Exactly! And how the hell do they get in? There's no windows in that bathroom!!

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Jumping spiders?

Hell no. Burn that fucker to the ground
TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:22 PM
Those things are assholes. I had never encountered one until I moved to Arkansas. The fucker ran at me!

Quoting Dolcepsle: I walked into my kitchen last spring and 4 wolf spiders were on their back legs ready to attack. I screamed like a bitch and sprayed them with bleach and stomped them. I still can't walk out there in the dark.
Aslen
by Ruby Member on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:23 PM
You're never more than 3 feet away from a spider
CheesyKitty
by Cm Addict on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:24 PM
I've done that thing where you throw a bowl over it and leave it for Dh. We had wolf spiders the size of silver dollars last summer. I couldn't handle it. I had Dh bomb the house like 4 times.

Quoting Dolcepsle: I walked into my kitchen last spring and 4 wolf spiders were on their back legs ready to attack. I screamed like a bitch and sprayed them with bleach and stomped them. I still can't walk out there in the dark.
TiffanyRose06
by Queso<3 on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:24 PM
We have spider issues. We have to spray yearly but this year was especially bad... especially in the bathroom

Coworker said to pour bleach down all the drains, we did and it worked


Quoting CheesyKitty: Thanks for the nightmare Tiffany!! Omg no.

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Drains

Sneaky bastards crawl up and out of bathtubs/showers/sinks


Quoting CheesyKitty: Exactly! And how the hell do they get in? There's no windows in that bathroom!!

Quoting TiffanyRose06: Jumping spiders?

Hell no. Burn that fucker to the ground
CheesyKitty
by Cm Addict on Jun. 6, 2014 at 11:26 PM
Fine as long as they aren't ninja jumping into my pony tail! Lol (but really not funny!)

Quoting Aslen: You're never more than 3 feet away from a spider
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