Anyway, I get it taken care of and get them settled down with a dvd in dds room and attempt to go back to sleep. Ob no, they ain't having that. They are up and in full force energy mode. So I get up and kiss my coffee pot. And ask what cereal they want for breakfast. Lil cousin spots the chips. And demands chips for breakfast. Oh hell nah. But if you tell her no she does this fantastic little magic trick...she can projectile vomit on command. Hoping to avoid another gross clean up, I tell her to eat cereal and then have chips. She agreed and I sighed with relief....she has forgotten about the chips as of right now.
Meanwhile, they are feeding off each others loudness and the volume in my house is that of a sold out stadium during a Metallica concert. And as I sit here thowing dinner together in the crock pot, lil cousin keeps running in yelling is that pooooooorrrrrk.....I am muslim marwee, poooork can kiiiiiilll me. Wtf? I told her no, it's beef stroganoff and she says....thats just nasty. I've never tried it.
Save me. Someone save me. Never ever ever doing sleep overs again lol