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Unexpected Post! Where do you hide your vibrator?

Posted by on Jun. 26, 2014 at 4:46 PM
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EDIT:  This post isn't about vibrators...LOL

by on Jun. 26, 2014 at 4:46 PM
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slb235
by Gold Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 4:55 PM

If they find it, they'll play with it.

V.Dubbya
by Silver Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 4:59 PM
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Lmbo. That's hilarious. And yet profound.

Quoting slb235:

If they find it, they'll play with it.

heresjohnny
by Emerald Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:00 PM
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After my DS walked around the house with a glass dildo on his forehead pretending to be a unicorn, DH and I started keeping our toys under our bed in a locked safe.
Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:00 PM
DS found mine when he was 3, I told him it was a neck massager. I found a better hiding place, lol.
firespurity
by Ruby Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:01 PM
How incredibly awkward
Shadowed_Star
by Neko❤Wolf on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:02 PM
I cant breath! On and in the panty drawer.
momwriter
by Gold Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:03 PM

My youngest son found mine in the past year. (He's 6). I told him it was a foot massager! I keep it in the drawer by my bed now and so far he hasn't looked in there.

Quoting Danesmommy1: DS found mine when he was 3, I told him it was a neck massager. I found a better hiding place, lol.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:03 PM
That's hilarious.
i don't hide my vibrator, its next to my bed. My room is off limits and always has been. The kids don't go in there.
thenameshailie
by Ruby Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:03 PM

Omg I would laugh my ass off, probably literally, if that happened.

KikiKia
by Silver Member on Jun. 26, 2014 at 5:04 PM

Kids found mine under my pillow.  Told them it was a massager.  Well..it is.

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