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Have you ever been so drunk that you...

Anonymous
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pooped on the floor?

My friends threw me a bachelorette party last night. We all slept at the hostess's house. Apparently one of our friends (a guy) woke up before everyone and pooped on the floor and made a huge mess of the whole bathroom.

The hostess was livid and made him clean it up. He left in a huff and now they're not speaking to each other. He blames it on the alcohol.

Have you ever done or heard of such a thing? I've never taken a drunken poop on the floor and I can't really wrap my head around how it happened.
Posted by Anonymous on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:47 PM
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littlecolton07
by Rebecca on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:48 PM
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No, I most definitely have never done that.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:48 PM
Ewwwww, just ewwww!
SouthTxPrincess
by Silver Member on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:49 PM
Ive heard if people peeing themselves, or peeing in weird places because they couldnt find the bathroom lol but never poop.
zeenah
by Zarah on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:49 PM
My ex did and I had to carry his drunk and shifty ass home. He pooped On Himself :-(
mlg1989
by on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM
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I cant honestly said NO.
zianneaaliyah
by on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM

Never, LOL! I'd be pissed too.

have blacked out and my husband filmed me throwing up, but even though I didn't remember what happen, I still made it to the toilet, LOL!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM
Me either, lol.

Quoting littlecolton07: No, I most definitely have never done that.
tattedmommy730
by Platinum Member on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM
I havent. Maybe he didnt make it in time or thouvht he was sitting on the toilet lol
smalltownteddy
by on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM
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I don't understand how one could be drunk enough to poop on the floor, and coordinated enough to actually accomplish it.

Maybe it's just me but when I'm drunk I usually just fall in the direction of the toilet and find something to hold on to.
tinybluemoon
by on Jun. 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM

Not to my knowledge, no.

And neither has my DH for the record.

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