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Did he put it in my butt? An investigative report.

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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I woke up this morning after a long night of drinking and sex with my boyfriend. I got out of bed this morning with a wicked hangover. Beer cans strewn about the floor next to an empty 18 pack box. I made my way to the restroom, sat down to poop and had the most painful shit of my life. There was blood on the toilet paper and in the toilet. My asshole has obviously been tampered with. But my bf and I have never had butt sex. He's never showed an interest. But my recollection of last nights events is foggy at best. So I woke him up and asked him if he butt rammed me and he laughed and said no. What do you think? Did he put it in my butt.
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:52 PM
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Kat31
by AlwaysWatching on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:53 PM
LMAO......maybe.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:53 PM
Ouch! :(
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:54 PM
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Maybe you sat on an empty beer can.

almondpigeon
by Ruby Member on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:54 PM
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Maybe he was so drunk, he didn't realize it was in the wrong place?
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:55 PM
It's possible. Then again if you were both wasted maybe he doesn't realize? I would just talk to him.
heydooney
by Silver Member on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:55 PM
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Sniff his junk?
Lilith23
by Platinum Member on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:55 PM
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Maybe he finger butt humped you eh, or........ *gasps* investigates each bottle!
momoftwo0406
by Ruby Member on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:56 PM
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I think that would bring me out of a drunken state at first poke lol. Ouch
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mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:56 PM
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uhhhhhhh
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 5, 2014 at 7:56 PM
Hmmm possible...

Quoting Anonymous:

Maybe you sat on an empty beer can.

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