They're all nuts
Aunt Sierra lets my 17 yr old cousin believe he is a vampire with an immunity to the sun. When I told her he needs to grow up, she told me he has an over-active imagination and it needs to he encouraged!
Uncle Nathan thinks he's invincible because he's never gotten hurt during a match. He calls himself the Hulk.
My grandfather is a real peach. He tells all of his grandkids to toughen up and act like a man at the age of 1! He tried to tell my oldest daughter that when she was crying because she busted her head on the corner of a table and then got mad at ME because I didn't take her over there for a year and didn't invite him to any family get-togethers at my house.
Aunt Lana thinks she's been abducted by aliens 17 times. She swears my cousin Cody is an alien baby. I don't know how Uncle Nathan deals with her.
Uncle Wesley shaves my cousin Hunter's hair every other day into a mullet. Has since Hunter was one. Aunt Mara sees nothing wrong with it.
My father swears up and down a succubus is draining him of all his "boy sperm", as he calls them, because out of 6 kids, he has one boy.
My mother thinks my brother was a fluke and she was destined to have all girls.
My cousin Ariel and her husband Blake think they have to have a baby by test tube. They keep asking me what test tube company I used for my daughters. They don't believe me when I tell them that sex is where babies come from.
I think it's in my best interest to move VERY far away.