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My family is crazy!

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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Almost every adult in my family is a wrestler. The only one who aren't are me, my grandmother, and 2 of my adult cousins.

They're all nuts

Aunt Sierra lets my 17 yr old cousin believe he is a vampire with an immunity to the sun. When I told her he needs to grow up, she told me he has an over-active imagination and it needs to he encouraged!

Uncle Nathan thinks he's invincible because he's never gotten hurt during a match. He calls himself the Hulk.

My grandfather is a real peach. He tells all of his grandkids to toughen up and act like a man at the age of 1! He tried to tell my oldest daughter that when she was crying because she busted her head on the corner of a table and then got mad at ME because I didn't take her over there for a year and didn't invite him to any family get-togethers at my house.

Aunt Lana thinks she's been abducted by aliens 17 times. She swears my cousin Cody is an alien baby. I don't know how Uncle Nathan deals with her.

Uncle Wesley shaves my cousin Hunter's hair every other day into a mullet. Has since Hunter was one. Aunt Mara sees nothing wrong with it.

My father swears up and down a succubus is draining him of all his "boy sperm", as he calls them, because out of 6 kids, he has one boy.

My mother thinks my brother was a fluke and she was destined to have all girls.

My cousin Ariel and her husband Blake think they have to have a baby by test tube. They keep asking me what test tube company I used for my daughters. They don't believe me when I tell them that sex is where babies come from.

I think it's in my best interest to move VERY far away.
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:48 PM
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Danesmommy1
by Grammar Police on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:50 PM
Sorry?
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:51 PM

Cool story bro.

weeping_angel
by Don't Blink on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:52 PM
Sounds like a fun time at a BBQ!!
Book.Strumpet
by Amoureux Des Livres on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:52 PM
1 mom liked this

Opens a bottle of wine. This site's funny today.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:52 PM
Have you ever met people this freaking crazy and stupid?

Quoting Danesmommy1: Sorry?
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:53 PM
I hate family bbqs. I always have to put out a fire because they think gas is a Good idea.

Quoting weeping_angel: Sounds like a fun time at a BBQ!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:54 PM
You should try living this. It's not fun.

Quoting Book.Strumpet:

Opens a bottle of wine. This site's funny today.

mrsmoonbeam
by Silver Member on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:56 PM
2 moms liked this
This sounds like the DALLAS post the otherday.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:57 PM
The what post?

Quoting mrsmoonbeam: This sounds like the DALLAS post the otherday.
mrspeterrabbit
by Platinum Member on Jul. 7, 2014 at 8:57 PM
:)
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