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How to correctly answer the phone

Posted by on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:56 PM
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"(Your name), whore house, we pick 'em; you stick 'em"


do you have a better one?

by on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:56 PM
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cateringtomel
by Anna_Elijah on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:57 PM
Taqueria los altos
B1Bomber
by Ruby Member on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:57 PM

County morgue, you stab em, we slab em

or, alternatively,

County morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM
You are not Daniel Tosh.
AjsMom0508
by Gold Member on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM
County morgue. You stab em we slab em.

theTosh.O
by Platinum Member on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM
2 moms liked this

You're a fucking genius.

Quoting Anonymous: You are not Daniel Tosh.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:59 PM
1 mom liked this
911 what is your emergency
Retrokitty
by Jasmyne on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:59 PM


Road-kill grill: You kill em we grill em..
Mrs.Torres2566
by Mrs.T on Jul. 8, 2014 at 3:59 PM
1 mom liked this

LOL, jk!

Kimicora
by on Jul. 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM

"(Last name)'s crazy nut house, How can i help you?"

Thats only if i know who's calling though lol

MorganTho
by Silver Member on Jul. 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM
Well duh why would Daniel Tosh be on a moms site? Op are you related to him or is your last name tosh?

Quoting Anonymous: You are not Daniel Tosh.
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