On the bus coming home today, there was a 20-something father with a stroller. He did the considerate thing and pulled the stroller into the bus, instead of hanging at the door blocking the way.
Unfortuantely everyone who got on after him were assholes. Even though there were seats available. Several people decided to bottleneck at the entrance.
When it was the dad's stop, he got up and said loudly "Scuse me, stroller coming off the bus!"
Everyone purposely looked away and just slightly shifted. This happens A LOT. It happens to me ALL THE DAMN TIME. And yes it's VERY frustrating.
But this dad is my hero!
After an exasperated sigh he cheerfully bellowed "BEEPBEEP MOTHERFUCKERS!!" And then just PLOWED his stroller through the people LMAO!!
The people were jumping to the sides, holding poles and trying to pull their feet out of the way as this guy just slam-barreled his way off the bus lmao!
I have bee tempted to just push people, but the gleeful way he hollared beepbeep motherfuckers was just hilarious.