I had sex with a piece of corn on the cob. I warmed it back up in the microwave and went to town. It was actually pretty enjoyable. No, I didn't serve it to anyone later. Even though, I'm half tempted to serve it to my husband after he gets off work, he's been a jerk this week. Lol
I posted some months back that I enjoy masturbating with uncooked spaghetti noodles (in a bundle). I got pretty tired of it. I needed a change in my life. So, this was my new fun. Any suggestions on what I should try next?