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I had sex with....

Anonymous
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I had sex with a piece of corn on the cob. I warmed it back up in the microwave and went to town. It was actually pretty enjoyable. No, I didn't serve it to anyone later. Even though, I'm half tempted to serve it to my husband after he gets off work, he's been a jerk this week. Lol

Sweet revenge. 

Anywho..

I posted some months back that I enjoy masturbating with uncooked spaghetti noodles (in a bundle). I got pretty tired of it. I needed a change in my life. So, this was my new fun. Any suggestions on what I should try next?



Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:08 PM
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bookwormx4
by Gold Member on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM
Ewwww
TheFairest
by Zombie on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM
Wtf? 😮😮😮😮
WaffleHead
by on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM
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If you had gotten enough friction going, maybe you could have made popcorn
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Sissi30
by on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:10 PM
Try frozen hot dogs... they work great I've heard
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:10 PM

Maybe!

Quoting WaffleHead: If you had gotten enough friction going, maybe you could.have made popcorn


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:11 PM

Cold cucumbers. (Whole)

Freeze ice in shape of a dildo

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:11 PM

I like things warm or at least room temperature. 

Quoting Sissi30: Try frozen hot dogs... they work great I've heard


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:11 PM

You should definately feed it to your husband later.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:11 PM

Interesting. I wished I liked cold things. 

Quoting Anonymous:

Cold cucumbers. (Whole)

Freeze ice in shape of a dildo


AvantGardener
by extremely humble on Jul. 9, 2014 at 11:11 PM
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Buttered or non buttered?

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