I'm a stay at home mom but my kids are away at summer camp so I've got 6 weeks of pretending to be childless*. This whole weekend has been a mess. I've drank from a penis straw in a limo, partied in Philadelphia like it was 1776, and stumbled in my door on a TUESDAY night.
I'm sure I'll get bashed to hell but oh well! I'm having a lot of middle age not mom for a month fun! Lol
*childless other than the fact that I'm checking the camp Facebook daily for new pics and anxiously counting down the days until it's parents day and I get to see my babies!