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Farts!!!!! Why????

Anonymous
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I swear this isn't a troll post. Lol I have been so farty lately and I don't know why. Usually during foreplay, my husband fingers me and I squirt, but lately just as it's happening I've been farting. He tells
Me not to worry, that he's an adult and he doesn't care but I feel like he's doing it less
Now because he's skeeved :(
Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:49 PM
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Texor
by Platinum Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Have you added more leafy green veggies to your diet?

Danesmommy1
by Grammar Enthusiast on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:51 PM
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Dear sweet baby Jesus... You over share.
_mimimosley_
by Ruby Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:51 PM
Lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:54 PM
Not really. My diet hasn't changed. Usually if I eat beef or drunk beer that will
Make me gassy but it's like everytime now when he does it I fart. But it's not like a nasty one just a toot lol I swear I can't make this stuff up

Quoting Texor:

Have you added more leafy green veggies to your diet?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:54 PM
I don't like you

Quoting Danesmommy1: Dear sweet baby Jesus... You over share.
Bluerose1482
by Platinum Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:55 PM

Don't they make over the counter stuff for gas?  Have you tried that?

Bluerose1482
by Platinum Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:56 PM
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Don't trust her.  She doesn't like Johnny 5 or pringles.  Just saying.

Quoting Anonymous: I don't like you
Quoting Danesmommy1: Dear sweet baby Jesus... You over share.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:56 PM

Are you sure it's a fart and not a queef? And I'm not buying the squirting bullshit. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:57 PM
No I haven't. Gas-x wouldn't hurt I guess, thank you for the idea!

Quoting Bluerose1482:

Don't they make over the counter stuff for gas?  Have you tried that?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jul. 19, 2014 at 2:59 PM
No it's definitely a fart and why don't you believe the squirt? I can only do it when he fingers me

Quoting Anonymous:

Are you sure it's a fart and not a queef? And I'm not buying the squirting bullshit. 

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