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Things I never thought I would have to say...

Posted by on Jul. 19, 2014 at 8:47 PM
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I have had to tell my kids some of the craziest things. Just recently I have had to say:

Get the worms off the trampoline.

I don't care how mad you are but you will not poop on your brother's birthday cake.

How did you get a wasp in that jar?

List a few of yours!
by on Jul. 19, 2014 at 8:47 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jul. 19, 2014 at 8:52 PM
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Me: "Go upstairs and turn the tv off."

12 year old: "I thought it turned itself off."

Me: "No, I just always end up turning it off for you."
momtolittleg
by Platinum Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 8:54 PM
Lol at the wasp one! That's a brave kid- wasps are assholes.
southern.momof2
by Pirate on Jul. 19, 2014 at 8:58 PM
I was at a garage sale with my 6 year old and we saw a home phone. (Not cordless) I had to explain how it worked and why it had cords.
southern.momof2
by Pirate on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:09 PM
She is 6 and fearless! She was once stung on the LIP! But she still isnt afraid. She worries me sometimes!

Quoting momtolittleg: Lol at the wasp one! That's a brave kid- wasps are assholes.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:12 PM
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Please don't not touch his penis, get your hands out of your pants, stop sticking dirt and rocks in your pockets, and go poop right now.. I have two boys both are BFF with their wieners O.o
Ginger0104
by Gold Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:14 PM

Take the key out of your brother's butt. 

rocamom
by Silver Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:15 PM
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Hahah.
Do not light saber the cat.
HorseCrazyMomma
by Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:16 PM
Oh goodness lol here's some ive said to my five year old:

-come out of the closet please
-you have to wipe your bum after you poop
-put that spider down
-please don't put your bare butt on me it isn't funny
-ouch why did you bite my bum
-please don't huge my bum your nose is in the fart zone
FoxFire363
by Ruby Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:18 PM
"Please quit trying to play games on the phone with your penis." I have a two year old boy. Then when his sister announced that she thought he'd be alive in the year 3000, because he was born in 2011, "oh really, and how old will he be then?" She's twelve :/
smorgan865
by Ruby Member on Jul. 19, 2014 at 9:18 PM
"Silas, please don't try and eat food from the garbage."
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